Why is it impossible to find good men?

So, I've posed this question on a few friends of mine (giving them a 30 world limit) and here are some of the responses.

Question: Why is it so impossible to find good men?

• Because they have to grow up first - and they're hard to find in Seattle because they make you do all the looking.
  
• Good men do good things, and good things co-exist with humble personalities. Humble, truly good people are the background of every kind act, but the act is what is seen, not the person
• Good men are taken.